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They like watching people having sex with farm animals, heck, with any old animal really.
They encourage a pregnant teenager carrying her father’s baby to "make lemonade from those lemons."
They think the president is a "magic negro" and/or insist that they themselves are not a witch.
They think Latinos and Asians look 'about the same.'
They think some American-hating pansy-ass liberal wrote the first amendment, and a real freedom-loving, god-fearing American wrote the second.
They think the victims of Hurricane Katrina and 911 are "spoiling it for the real victims."
Their idea of "father-son bonding" is playing dress up as Nazi SS soldiers and saluting the courage of the real members of the Nazi SS.
They think voting early in the upcoming election constitutes voter fraud.
They know a guy whose uncle used to date a woman whose cousin actually saw President Obama's Kenyan birth certificate.
They think prohibition is a good idea, but the Department of Education isnt.
Pica (pronounced /'paɪkə/ PYE-kə) is a medical disorder characterized by an appetite for non-nutritive substances (e.g. clay, soil, chalk, paper, soap,etc.)
Potential sufferer(s): Glenn Beck (chalk)
Intermittent explosive disorder is a behavioral disorder characterized by extreme expressions of anger, often to the point of uncontrollable rage, that are disproportionate to the situation at hand.
Possible sufferer(s): Carl 'Take You Out' Paladino
Psychopathy ia a disorder characterized by an abnormal lack of empathy combined with strongly amoral conduct but masked by an ability to appear outwardly normal.
Potential Sufferer(s): Michelle Bachman
Mass hysteria is a socio-psychological phenomenon of the manifestation of the same or similar hysterical symptoms by more than one person.
Potential Sufferer(s): All Republican Tea Party candidates
Narcissistic personality disorder is a pathological disorder characterized by obsessive love of one’ s self. Patients crave admiration and exhibit a driving need to be worshiped. A narcissist excessive need for attention may lead him or her to enter beauty pageants or politics. Or both.
Potential sufferer(s): Sarah Palin and John Boehner
Neo-phobia Fear of new things or experiences, common in aging animals.
Potential Sufferer(s): Newt Gingrich (particularly fearful of Sarah Palin who has lapped him)
1. Deranged and possibly dangerous
2. Affected with madness or insanity
3. Doing the same thing over again and
expecting a different result
Join the Agenda Project
in our pledge for sanity.
We are concerned about
our country.
...because creating good jobs in a 21st century global economy, educating our children, developing energy sources that don’t destroy our air and water, and protecting our country from terrorists are not easy challenges to solve;
...because in today’s political debate partisanship, inertia, self-interest, corruption, and stupidity have more power than good ideas;
...because the most reasonable political analysis we know of can be found on a comedy channel. . . .because the Naked Cowboy is planning to run for president . . . because thousands of Americans are traveling across country to rally for . . . reasonableness.
But mostly we are concerned because several of our fellow citizens seem to think that electing a bunch of nut bags is a viable solution.
It is not.
For this reason, we do hereby solemnly pledge (on the Bible, the Torah, the Koran, the Constitution, and any/all other sacred texts) to Vote Sanity on November 2, 2010.
We pledge to take a deep breath, relax, and to remind ourselves that our country has been through worse and come through stronger. We pledge to do our part to make sure that happens again.
We pledge to work with other reasonable citizens to find solutions that benefit normal people.
We pledge to put good ideas ahead of ideology; our country ahead of our political party; and our humanity in front of our self-interest.
We pledge to Vote Sanity on November 2nd, because we know that if Sanity prevails, our country’s brightest days are ahead.
And if it doesn’t, we are totally screwed.
